








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 544 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 926 | 40% |
| Smokes | 289 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 679 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 445 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $577,417 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 481 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kebab | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | KanaaaaR | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | FrenchDoomer | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | Kanaaaa | 55% | 47 |
| #5 | DevilPanik | 49% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KanaaaaR | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | FrenchDoomer | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | Kanaaaa | 55% | 47 |
| #5 | DevilPanik | 49% | 157 |
| #6 | RedSheep | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DevilPanik | 50 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | Kanaaaa | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | RedSheep | 6 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Kebab | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | KanaaaaR | 4 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DevilPanik | 248 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Kebab | 83 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | FrenchDoomer | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | RedSheep | 39 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kanaaaa | 16 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedSheep | +3.80 | 81 | 43 |
| #2 | Limo | +1.13 | 75 | 29 |
| #3 | KanaaaaR | -0.25 | 58 | 37 |
| #4 | DevilPanik | -1.00 | 63 | 27 |
| #5 | Kebab | -1.04 | 30 | 53 |





