








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 610 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 162 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10157 | 39% |
| Smokes | 6522 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3029 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 6196 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $565,585 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benek | 77% | 64 |
| #2 | Ph0ebos | 70% | 44 |
| #3 | FLOOOZZY ********** | 67% | 33 |
| #4 | sossoL | 66% | 35 |
| #5 | qZzQ | 65% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ム TheRuMi012 ム | 62% | 29 |
| #10 | Ambriss#believe | 62% | 164 |
| #11 | Dog Keyta ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 60% | 43 |
| #12 | [FR] Erood_ | 59% | 90 |
| #13 | Greffect | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benek | 9 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | norduck77 | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Ambriss#believe | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Kagamiko | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | [FR] Erood_ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ambriss#believe | 572 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | Kagamiko | 472 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | norduck77 | 442 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | benek | 202 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪ Strouben | 169 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benek | +5.05 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | FLOOOZZY ********** | +2.54 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | Kagamiko | +2.47 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | Ambriss#believe | +2.06 | 82 | 72 |
| #5 | ム TheRuMi012 ム | +1.87 | 87 | 67 |





