








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 184 matches | ||
| Wingman | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9177 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2866 | 11% |
| Smokes | 6973 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7901 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 7899 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,275,078 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 814 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Planarian Cherald | +3.69 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | ZlxVortex | +2.41 | 64 | 56 |
| #3 | WA GE | +1.67 | 81 | 54 |
| #4 | echowhiskey | +1.30 | 82 | 58 |
| #5 | Shanyeeast | +1.02 | 59 | 62 |





