








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8489 | 61% |
| Smokes | 4207 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 629 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 519 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $376,395 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | echowhiskey | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | Planarian Cherald | 50% | 52 |
| #3 | Thin Air 1 | 50% | 324 |
| #4 | ZlxVortex | 49% | 407 |
| #5 | Kasper | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Planarian Cherald | +3.59 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | ZlxVortex | +2.63 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | WA GE | +1.74 | 81 | 51 |
| #4 | echowhiskey | +1.69 | 81 | 65 |
| #5 | Shanyeeast | +1.17 | 59 | 62 |





