








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 157 matches | ||
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14186 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16576 | 45% |
| Smokes | 11758 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4470 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3854 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,044,757 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Planarian Cherald | +3.46 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | ZlxVortex | +2.20 | 64 | 57 |
| #3 | WA GE | +1.70 | 82 | 54 |
| #4 | echowhiskey | +1.67 | 81 | 60 |
| #5 | Shanyeeast | +1.20 | 59 | 62 |





