








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2699 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2614 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2284 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2175 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,588,014 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZlxVortex | +2.31 | 64 | 58 |
| #2 | Planarian Cherald | +2.30 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | WA GE | +1.79 | 83 | 53 |
| #4 | Shanyeeast | +0.89 | 59 | 64 |
| #5 | Thin Air 1 | -1.42 | 42 | 43 |





