








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 129 matches | ||
| Wingman | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,748 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8847 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5602 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3106 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 6193 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,816 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 730 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raphaa | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | Herslow | 54% | 52 |
| #3 | OBITO.exe | 53% | 93 |
| #4 | iSnow | 50% | 353 |
| #5 | DooBie_Doo | 36% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raphaa | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | Herslow | 54% | 52 |
| #3 | OBITO.exe | 53% | 93 |
| #4 | iSnow | 50% | 353 |
| #5 | DooBie_Doo | 36% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iSnow | 67 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Raphaa | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | OBITO.exe | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Herslow | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | DooBie_Doo | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iSnow | 1659 | 0.24 | 38 min |
| #2 | OBITO.exe | 229 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Herslow | 115 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | DooBie_Doo | 73 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Raphaa | 45 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raphaa | +4.63 | 93 | 60 |
| #2 | NySouwix | +1.20 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | OBITO.exe | +0.90 | 73 | 65 |
| #4 | iSnow | -0.00 | 63 | 54 |
| #5 | DooBie_Doo | -1.11 | 75 | 51 |





