








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3296 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3767 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4511 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4417 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,314,177 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | S1rRubinei | 49% | 251 |
| #7 | ✪ Engenheiro Pintola | 47% | 205 |
| #8 | Jambrao | 46% | 41 |
| #9 | Luke | 45% | 67 |
| #10 | XUBRISCA | 42% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1rRubinei | 45 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Owa | 24 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Craque Daniel | 15 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ✪ Engenheiro Pintola | 15 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | オレンジ | 11 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craque Daniel | 1099 | 0.21 | 33 min |
| #2 | S1rRubinei | 827 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #3 | オレンジ | 518 | 0.31 | 12 min |
| #4 | ✪ Engenheiro Pintola | 497 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #5 | Owa | 488 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | オレンジ | +3.41 | 56 | 67 |
| #2 | VINI DIESEL | +3.14 | 70 | 45 |
| #3 | Jambrao | +1.76 | 46 | 67 |
| #4 | Craque Daniel | +1.72 | 40 | 74 |
| #5 | Luke | +1.41 | 50 | 59 |





