








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 907 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 641 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8454 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6552 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 9561 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 9473 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,087,255 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fúria | Gar z e r A | 54% | 138 |
| #2 | Castell | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Yoda | 52% | 156 |
| #4 | Wio | 51% | 146 |
| #5 | kkt | 50% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirRub1nei | 42 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | pir a t a | 16 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ✪ Pintola | 15 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | kkt | 14 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Yoda | 12 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pir a t a | 2143 | 0.19 | 64 min |
| #2 | SirRub1nei | 1106 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #3 | Luke | 987 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #4 | ✪ Pintola | 976 | 0.11 | 25 min |
| #5 | kkt | 561 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fúria | Gar z e r A | +3.08 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | viN1b | +1.85 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | kkt | +1.58 | 60 | 71 |
| #4 | Yoda | +0.85 | 74 | 68 |
| #5 | pir a t a | +0.75 | 42 | 74 |





