








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 875 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 789 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13200 | 31% |
| Smokes | 11086 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9758 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7880 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,653,777 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirRub1nei | 65 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Owa ♖ | 54 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | ✪ Pintola | 24 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Wio | 18 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | kkt | 14 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Owa ♖ | 1741 | 0.15 | 45 min |
| #2 | SirRub1nei | 1523 | 0.13 | 33 min |
| #3 | ✪ Pintola | 1297 | 0.11 | 34 min |
| #4 | Luke | 997 | 0.25 | 22 min |
| #5 | kkt | 755 | 0.27 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viN1b | +2.04 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | kkt | +1.52 | 59 | 70 |
| #3 | Yoda | +0.98 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | pir a t a | +0.89 | 42 | 74 |
| #5 | Owa ♖ | +0.39 | 49 | 68 |





