








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 555 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8252 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7208 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 8234 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7183 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,865,668 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Owa ♖ | 46% | 397 |
| #9 | Jambrao | 43% | 75 |
| #10 | viN1b | 42% | 145 |
| #11 | XUBRISCA | 37% | 180 |
| #12 | Yoda | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Owa ♖ | 50 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | pir a t a | 21 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Wio | 21 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | kkt | 21 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | ✪ Pintola | 17 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pir a t a | 2218 | 0.20 | 64 min |
| #2 | Owa ♖ | 1303 | 0.16 | 35 min |
| #3 | kkt | 994 | 0.28 | 25 min |
| #4 | Luke | 876 | 0.27 | 19 min |
| #5 | ✪ Pintola | 827 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kkt | +2.05 | 59 | 71 |
| #2 | Yoda | +1.66 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | pir a t a | +1.12 | 41 | 73 |
| #4 | viN1b | +1.12 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | Jambrao | +0.96 | 43 | 72 |





