








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 520 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3064 | 14% |
| Smokes | 7397 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 6364 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5741 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,926,243 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeInIkel | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | sttr4ke 19yo | 52% | 141 |
| #3 | Pledde | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | TurboDiesel | 52% | 71 |
| #5 | h3xa9on | 52% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HasNoNick | 18 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | JornHegg | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | sttr4ke 19yo | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | NORBROツ | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Candy Bear 93 | 5 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HasNoNick | 1463 | 0.14 | 31 min |
| #2 | Candy Bear 93 | 532 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | Sondrix | 346 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | h3xa9on | 298 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | sttr4ke 19yo | 250 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sttr4ke 19yo | +5.31 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | HeInIkel | +4.14 | 67 | 41 |
| #3 | h3xa9on | +3.07 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | -RainNesorus⭕⃤ | +2.58 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | Pledde | +2.52 | 86 | 35 |





