








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4677 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2792 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2995 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2995 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2693 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,252,788 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olav | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Nornia | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | NORBROツ | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | Crispy chicken burger | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | h3xa9on | 54% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HasNoNick | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Sondrix | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | JornHegg | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | -RainNesorus⭕⃤ | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Klonkel | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sttr4ke 19yo | +3.68 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | NORBROツ | +1.11 | 73 | 54 |
| #3 | -RainNesorus⭕⃤ | +0.78 | 56 | 64 |
| #4 | Crispy chicken burger | +0.53 | 67 | 23 |
| #5 | h3xa9on | +0.17 | 67 | 54 |





