








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 704 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 226 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6083 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,706 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6355 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6490 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3107 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4754 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,260,261 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 300 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enemies’ Dad | 63% | 82 |
| #2 | SevvvenLi | 61% | 163 |
| #3 | sharkml | 60% | 402 |
| #4 | h3XPr00f | 60% | 263 |
| #5 | kuang3141 | 59% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | h3XPr00f | 60% | 263 |
| #5 | kuang3141 | 59% | 177 |
| #6 | Byron_F | 57% | 252 |
| #7 | JCCZ | 54% | 171 |
| #8 | Peach1cken | 44% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharkml | 17 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | h3XPr00f | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | kuang3141 | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | JCCZ | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | SevvvenLi | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharkml | 2239 | 0.28 | 64 min |
| #2 | Byron_F | 708 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | kuang3141 | 617 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #4 | h3XPr00f | 612 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #5 | JCCZ | 489 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharkml | +2.55 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | yzbbdxqz | +2.55 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | h3XPr00f | +1.82 | 71 | 70 |
| #4 | SevvvenLi | +0.51 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | Enemies’ Dad | -0.09 | 48 | 11 |





