








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 840 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 145 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4983 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7530 | 42% |
| Smokes | 5172 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1982 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 3322 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,004,058 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enemies’ Dad | 66% | 68 |
| #2 | redCOMET | 66% | 35 |
| #3 | h3XPr00f | 61% | 170 |
| #4 | yzbbdxqz | 60% | 402 |
| #5 | To55boy Superior | 60% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | kuang3141 | 58% | 159 |
| #7 | SevvvenLi | 57% | 166 |
| #8 | Byron_F | 57% | 201 |
| #9 | JCCZ | 52% | 141 |
| #10 | Peach1cken | 46% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yzbbdxqz | 13 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | SevvvenLi | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | h3XPr00f | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | kuang3141 | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Byron_F | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yzbbdxqz | 1253 | 0.16 | 32 min |
| #2 | Byron_F | 588 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | kuang3141 | 540 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #4 | h3XPr00f | 454 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | JCCZ | 447 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharkml | +2.50 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | yzbbdxqz | +2.30 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | To55boy Superior | +2.13 | 89 | 16 |
| #4 | h3XPr00f | +2.08 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | redCOMET | +1.64 | 67 | 63 |





