








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 694 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4041 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4203 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2839 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2484 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,449,938 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chelsea_Terry | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | yzbbdxqz | 61% | 163 |
| #3 | kuang3141 | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | CharM | 58% | 50 |
| #5 | h3XPr00f | 58% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CharM | +3.17 | 79 | 51 |
| #2 | Chelsea_Terry | +2.46 | 74 | 62 |
| #3 | sharkml | +1.99 | 79 | 72 |
| #4 | yzbbdxqz | +1.66 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | redCOMET | +1.40 | 71 | 66 |





