








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2353 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1681 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 982 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1836 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,032,290 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | To55boy Superior | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | sharkii | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | h3XPr00f | 61% | 102 |
| #4 | sharkml | 57% | 201 |
| #5 | yzbbdxqz | 57% | 252 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | SevvvenLi | 54% | 63 |
| #7 | JCCZ | 51% | 109 |
| #8 | kuang3141 | 50% | 94 |
| #9 | Enemies’ Dad | 45% | 31 |
| #10 | Peach1cken | 37% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharkml | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | yzbbdxqz | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | JCCZ | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | kuang3141 | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | h3XPr00f | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharkml | 1223 | 0.30 | 37 min |
| #2 | yzbbdxqz | 850 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #3 | kuang3141 | 343 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | JCCZ | 326 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | h3XPr00f | 232 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharkii | +4.44 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | To55boy Superior | +3.29 | 87 | 26 |
| #3 | yzbbdxqz | +3.06 | 82 | 67 |
| #4 | sharkml | +2.63 | 80 | 73 |
| #5 | h3XPr00f | +2.62 | 72 | 72 |





