








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2775 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4088 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4369 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3539 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1637 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,381,863 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 595 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just1ceBeav3r | 68% | 53 |
| #2 | caYabo | 54% | 147 |
| #3 | kod4k | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | Blackout ッ | 52% | 139 |
| #5 | Defacto | 49% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Defacto | 49% | 78 |
| #6 | cam | 49% | 156 |
| #7 | yesreK | 45% | 51 |
| #8 | rebz | 38% | 42 |
| #9 | ✪ Janky | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blackout ッ | 22 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | caYabo | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | cam | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Defacto | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | ✪ Janky | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blackout ッ | 606 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | cam | 502 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | caYabo | 196 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Just1ceBeav3r | 150 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | rebz | 108 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cam | +3.79 | 86 | 74 |
| #2 | rebz | +2.66 | 57 | 67 |
| #3 | Blackout ッ | +2.47 | 74 | 56 |
| #4 | kod4k | +2.37 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | caYabo | +0.70 | 50 | 64 |





