








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2099 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1640 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 806 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1501 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $457,492 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | kokoers | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | flanners | 47% | 118 |
| #5 | nanahira fan 727 | 44% | 25 |
| #6 | Lxnze | 38% | 24 |
| #7 | awase | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flanners | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Lxnze | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | nanahira fan 727 | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | kokoers | 2 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | skibidi du | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lxnze | 86 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | flanners | 77 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | skibidi du | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | kokoers | 35 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | nanahira fan 727 | 24 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi du | +3.76 | 85 | 26 |
| #2 | nanahira fan 727 | +1.13 | 62 | 46 |
| #3 | Koshi Kemiji | +0.63 | 44 | 53 |
| #4 | flanners | +0.35 | 68 | 17 |
| #5 | awase | -1.27 | 52 | 38 |





