








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 448 | 40% |
| Smokes | 157 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 187 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 336 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $193,428 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kokoers | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | nanahira fan 727 | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | skibidi du | 48% | 69 |
| #4 | Koshi Kemiji | 47% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kokoers | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | nanahira fan 727 | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | skibidi du | 48% | 69 |
| #4 | Koshi Kemiji | 47% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi du | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Koshi Kemiji | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | kokoers | 2 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | nanahira fan 727 | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koshi Kemiji | 407 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | skibidi du | 52 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | kokoers | 34 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | nanahira fan 727 | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi du | +3.85 | 81 | 22 |
| #2 | nanahira fan 727 | +1.53 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | flanners | +0.18 | 69 | 21 |
| #4 | Koshi Kemiji | -0.97 | 37 | 56 |
| #5 | kokoers | -3.50 | 37 | 44 |





