








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,512 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 844 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1122 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 274 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 272 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $509,014 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Preslune | 52% | 42 |
| #2 | skibidi du | 51% | 203 |
| #3 | flanners | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Koshi Kemiji | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | kokoers | 43% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | flanners | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Koshi Kemiji | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | kokoers | 43% | 63 |
| #6 | banana | 41% | 46 |
| #7 | Toozz | 28% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi du | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | kokoers | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | banana | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Preslune | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | flanners | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi du | 136 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #2 | banana | 125 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Koshi Kemiji | 98 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | kokoers | 94 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Preslune | 73 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi du | +3.09 | 82 | 19 |
| #2 | Preslune | +0.73 | 56 | 55 |
| #3 | nanahira fan 727 | +0.08 | 76 | 42 |
| #4 | flanners | -0.31 | 60 | 14 |
| #5 | Koshi Kemiji | -1.55 | 29 | 52 |





