








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 428 | 40% |
| Smokes | 210 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 284 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 152 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $66,203 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Preslune | 32% | 22 |
| #7 | banana | 30% | 20 |
| #8 | dicecream | 29% | 7 |
| #9 | Toozz | 29% | 21 |
| #10 | temp | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nanahira fan 727 | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | skibidi du | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | temp | 4 | 0.0714 |
| #4 | banana | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Toozz | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koshi Kemiji | 100 | 0.38 | 3 min |
| #2 | nanahira fan 727 | 70 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | banana | 69 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | skibidi du | 48 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Preslune | 34 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi du | +3.29 | 82 | 19 |
| #2 | nanahira fan 727 | +1.62 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | flanners | +0.68 | 66 | 21 |
| #4 | Preslune | +0.52 | 54 | 55 |
| #5 | Koshi Kemiji | +0.28 | 27 | 63 |





