








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 150 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2847 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,496 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 660 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1248 | 50% |
| HE Grenades | 285 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 303 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $714,194 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 422 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oskar | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Koshi Kemiji | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | nanahira fan 727 | 51% | 203 |
| #4 | flanners | 48% | 69 |
| #5 | Preslune | 47% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | flanners | 48% | 69 |
| #5 | Preslune | 47% | 59 |
| #6 | kokoers | 44% | 61 |
| #7 | banana | 44% | 41 |
| #8 | Toozz | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nanahira fan 727 | 17 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | kokoers | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Preslune | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | banana | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Toozz | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nanahira fan 727 | 252 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Koshi Kemiji | 175 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | banana | 121 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Preslune | 109 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | kokoers | 99 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi du | +3.25 | 83 | 21 |
| #2 | Preslune | +0.48 | 57 | 58 |
| #3 | nanahira fan 727 | -0.12 | 76 | 43 |
| #4 | oskar | -0.31 | 62 | 67 |
| #5 | flanners | -0.39 | 69 | 14 |





