








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 732 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 822 | 15% |
| Smokes | 477 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 2973 | 54% |
| Molotovs | 1222 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $652,425 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1900 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwoShot | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | AlBaba49 | 51% | 154 |
| #3 | Ho Chi Johnson | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | f5antana | 46% | 65 |
| #5 | 10SaltedAlmonds | 44% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | f5antana | 46% | 65 |
| #5 | 10SaltedAlmonds | 44% | 107 |
| #6 | UnrealSars | 44% | 146 |
| #7 | bot206 | 44% | 254 |
| #8 | The Monkey of Manchuria | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bot206 | 38 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | The Monkey of Manchuria | 21 | 0.0244 |
| #3 | AlBaba49 | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | UnrealSars | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | f5antana | 7 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bot206 | 240 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #2 | f5antana | 187 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | UnrealSars | 114 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | AlBaba49 | 79 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | 10SaltedAlmonds | 60 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ho Chi Johnson | +6.24 | 73 | 26 |
| #2 | TwoShot | +3.77 | 52 | 23 |
| #3 | f5antana | +2.20 | 62 | 50 |
| #4 | UnrealSars | +0.78 | 10 | 47 |
| #5 | bot206 | +0.40 | 21 | 40 |





