








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1066 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 738 | 37% |
| Smokes | 333 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 355 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 564 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $866,218 of utility $256 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f5antana | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | AlBaba49 | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | bot206 | 44% | 93 |
| #4 | 2randoms | 44% | 146 |
| #5 | 10SaltedAlmonds | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | AlBaba49 | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | bot206 | 44% | 93 |
| #4 | 2randoms | 44% | 146 |
| #5 | 10SaltedAlmonds | 39% | 23 |
| #6 | Ho Chi Johnson | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bot206 | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | 2randoms | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | AlBaba49 | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | 10SaltedAlmonds | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Ho Chi Johnson | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bot206 | 98 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | 2randoms | 93 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | f5antana | 46 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | AlBaba49 | 17 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | 10SaltedAlmonds | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ho Chi Johnson | +5.78 | 69 | 33 |
| #2 | f5antana | +3.11 | 71 | 49 |
| #3 | UnrealSars | +0.62 | 11 | 45 |
| #4 | bot206 | -0.64 | 24 | 38 |
| #5 | AlBaba49 | -0.64 | 21 | 37 |





