








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 357 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4288 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4440 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2883 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3380 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,144,287 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 662 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mystery 𓆩♡𓆪 | 53% | 73 |
| #2 | Don Tanel | 50% | 56 |
| #3 | IncRageEgert | 48% | 67 |
| #4 | Tarmo | 47% | 34 |
| #5 | bRownie:) | 47% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tarmo | 47% | 34 |
| #5 | bRownie:) | 47% | 153 |
| #6 | Doof | 45% | 95 |
| #7 | Komeetx | 42% | 26 |
| #8 | Tsifka | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bRownie:) | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Mystery 𓆩♡𓆪 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | IncRageEgert | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Don Tanel | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Tarmo | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mystery 𓆩♡𓆪 | 197 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | bRownie:) | 166 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | IncRageEgert | 96 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tsifka | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Don Tanel | 59 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SVL | +0.80 | 60 | 66 |
| #2 | bRownie:) | +0.79 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | IncRageEgert | -0.06 | 52 | 67 |
| #4 | Komeetx | -0.08 | 66 | 57 |
| #5 | Tsifka | -0.76 | 77 | 69 |





