








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 662 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 880 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3864 | 16% |
| Smokes | 8302 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 5018 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7185 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,250,183 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muffin enjoyer | 61% | 110 |
| #2 | Mystery 𓆩♡𓆪 | 51% | 326 |
| #3 | Tsifka | 50% | 197 |
| #4 | bRownie:) | 48% | 704 |
| #5 | Komeetx | 48% | 255 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bRownie:) | 34 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Tarmo | 22 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | muffin enjoyer | 17 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Mystery 𓆩♡𓆪 | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Komeetx | 10 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bRownie:) | 984 | 0.07 | 25 min |
| #2 | Mystery 𓆩♡𓆪 | 782 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | Komeetx | 502 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | Tarmo | 440 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | Tsifka | 359 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muffin enjoyer | +3.22 | 64 | 62 |
| #2 | bRownie:) | +1.40 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | SVL | +1.11 | 56 | 68 |
| #4 | Komeetx | +0.45 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | Tsifka | +0.09 | 73 | 66 |





