








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 143 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4546 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5162 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3765 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2798 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,564,051 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 727 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Ihax | 47% | 103 |
| #8 | WangsDog | 45% | 101 |
| #9 | Regina /` - . -'\ | 44% | 151 |
| #10 | Chingy | 43% | 42 |
| #11 | Big Papa Rappa | 39% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raining Apocalypse | 29 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Apolloシ | 20 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Regina /` - . -'\ | 15 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Ihax | 11 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Skiddaz | 10 | 0.0142 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raining Apocalypse | 885 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #2 | Regina /` - . -'\ | 567 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | Apolloシ | 562 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | Ihax | 268 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Chingy | 141 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chingy | +3.48 | 71 | 48 |
| #2 | Regina /` - . -'\ | +3.38 | 80 | 52 |
| #3 | Ihax | +2.57 | 61 | 52 |
| #4 | Skiddaz | +2.10 | 76 | 51 |
| #5 | WangTheChineseWarlord | +1.06 | 66 | 43 |





