








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 120 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7195 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1092 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 6390 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4080 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $415,298 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Skiddaz | 45% | 165 |
| #9 | WangsDog | 44% | 100 |
| #10 | Ihax | 42% | 100 |
| #11 | NZDDS | 31% | 29 |
| #12 | Hugs 4 Drugs | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skiddaz | 48 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | 6ixx | 30 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Apolloシ | 24 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Regina /` - . -'\ | 15 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Ihax | 6 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Regina /` - . -'\ | 607 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Apolloシ | 596 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | 6ixx | 548 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | Skiddaz | 488 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | Ihax | 238 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Regina /` - . -'\ | +3.60 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | Ihax | +2.59 | 61 | 48 |
| #3 | Chingy | +2.31 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | Skiddaz | +1.71 | 75 | 51 |
| #5 | WangTheChineseWarlord | +1.61 | 64 | 44 |





