








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 417 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4762 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4537 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4037 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2568 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $723,045 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raining Apocalypse | 426 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | Regina /` - . -'\ | 422 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | WangsDog | 362 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #4 | WangTheChineseWarlord | 360 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | Apolloシ | 353 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chingy | +5.93 | 77 | 51 |
| #2 | Regina /` - . -'\ | +5.24 | 83 | 52 |
| #3 | Ihax | +3.21 | 61 | 50 |
| #4 | WangTheChineseWarlord | +2.00 | 69 | 38 |
| #5 | 6ixx | +1.90 | 68 | 60 |





