








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 596 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6168 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6335 | 41% |
| Smokes | 3026 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2800 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3242 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,920,483 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 967 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Galo | 49% | 37 |
| #14 | Raining Apocalypse | 48% | 184 |
| #15 | Apolloシ | 48% | 214 |
| #16 | 6ixx | 44% | 151 |
| #17 | Hugs 4 Drugs | 44% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raining Apocalypse | 31 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Apolloシ | 23 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | 6ixx | 18 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Skiddaz | 18 | 0.0126 |
| #5 | Ihax | 10 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raining Apocalypse | 732 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #2 | Apolloシ | 453 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | 6ixx | 369 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | Ihax | 289 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Chingy | 259 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Regina /` - . -'\ | +3.77 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | Ihax | +2.59 | 61 | 50 |
| #3 | Chingy | +1.72 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | Skiddaz | +1.64 | 77 | 54 |
| #5 | B1lly | +1.04 | 61 | 54 |





