








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 772 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 277 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,075 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3310 | 14% |
| Smokes | 8524 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 7591 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4650 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,836,909 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 420 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ihax | 1214 | 0.13 | 27 min |
| #2 | Hugs 4 Drugs | 924 | 0.07 | 21 min |
| #3 | WangTheChineseWarlord | 677 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #4 | Regina /` - . -'\ | 456 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #5 | Raining Apocalypse | 421 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Regina /` - . -'\ | +6.04 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | Ihax | +3.51 | 61 | 50 |
| #3 | WangTheChineseWarlord | +3.12 | 72 | 37 |
| #4 | 6ixx | +2.02 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | Apolloシ | +0.25 | 26 | 40 |





