








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7743 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7215 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6988 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5553 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,476,326 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olelemaiko | 60% | 141 |
| #2 | 910 | 56% | 124 |
| #3 | TecHno | 52% | 62 |
| #4 | ivoGOD | 51% | 88 |
| #5 | ❥︎ Ðᴀɪꜱʏ | 49% | 677 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | TecHno | 52% | 62 |
| #4 | ivoGOD | 51% | 88 |
| #5 | ❥︎ Ðᴀɪꜱʏ | 49% | 677 |
| #6 | 𝕄𝕖𝕠𝕨 | 49% | 179 |
| #7 | Bratanov | 49% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❥︎ Ðᴀɪꜱʏ | 92 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Bratanov | 50 | 0.0172 |
| #3 | olelemaiko | 12 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | 𝕄𝕖𝕠𝕨 | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ivoGOD | 11 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❥︎ Ðᴀɪꜱʏ | 1050 | 0.08 | 24 min |
| #2 | 𝕄𝕖𝕠𝕨 | 505 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | olelemaiko | 344 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | 910 | 175 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bratanov | 130 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olelemaiko | +4.81 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | degenerated players | +2.63 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | 910 | +2.61 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | TecHno | +0.12 | 72 | 58 |
| #5 | ivoGOD | +0.08 | 64 | 44 |





