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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 166 matches | ||
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,098 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10225 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6127 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 9638 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 9108 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,208,548 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕄𝕖𝕠𝕨 | 63% | 64 |
| #2 | degenerated players | 49% | 179 |
| #3 | ❥︎ Ðᴀɪꜱʏ | 47% | 288 |
| #4 | Spec7ator | 44% | 99 |
| #5 | 910 | 43% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Spec7ator | 44% | 99 |
| #5 | 910 | 43% | 81 |
| #6 | ivoGOD | 41% | 123 |
| #7 | Kingsize | 40% | 55 |
| #8 | Bratanov | 40% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❥︎ Ðᴀɪꜱʏ | 70 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Bratanov | 62 | 0.0212 |
| #3 | degenerated players | 26 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | 𝕄𝕖𝕠𝕨 | 22 | 0.0173 |
| #5 | ivoGOD | 17 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spec7ator | 468 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | ❥︎ Ðᴀɪꜱʏ | 427 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | degenerated players | 427 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | Kingsize | 211 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | Bratanov | 175 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 910 | +5.46 | 75 | 55 |
| #2 | 𝕄𝕖𝕠𝕨 | +5.22 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | degenerated players | +4.26 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | Kingsize | +1.91 | 66 | 55 |
| #5 | ivoGOD | +0.99 | 69 | 43 |





