








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 635 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Faceit | 153 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2840 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2984 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2554 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2718 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,652,167 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 582 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Green | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | LuaZo🍌 | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | kei | 50% | 189 |
| #4 | SPUKA :> | 49% | 172 |
| #5 | fREDDyØde | 49% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | kei | 50% | 189 |
| #4 | SPUKA :> | 49% | 172 |
| #5 | fREDDyØde | 49% | 172 |
| #6 | MrFail_HD | 44% | 25 |
| #7 | IHML | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kei | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | IHML | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | fREDDyØde | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Green | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | SPUKA :> | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPUKA :> | 534 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | fREDDyØde | 390 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | LuaZo🍌 | 237 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | kei | 163 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Green | 154 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fREDDyØde | +4.03 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | Green | +1.67 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | IHML | +0.72 | 66 | 54 |
| #4 | LuaZo🍌 | -0.29 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | w3dnesday ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ | -0.52 | 75 | 59 |





