








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,742 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 789 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1393 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 772 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1788 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,739,318 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellis | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | Alvin | 48% | 63 |
| #3 | Noah | 46% | 280 |
| #4 | Storm | 46% | 326 |
| #5 | KarbonOG | 46% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Alvin | 48% | 63 |
| #3 | Noah | 46% | 280 |
| #4 | Storm | 46% | 326 |
| #5 | KarbonOG | 46% | 112 |
| #6 | Fanboyy | 39% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noah | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Fanboyy | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Alvin | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Storm | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | KarbonOG | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm | 1301 | 0.20 | 36 min |
| #2 | Noah | 632 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | KarbonOG | 392 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | Fanboyy | 243 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ellis | 223 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellis | +4.43 | 88 | 69 |
| #2 | Storm | +3.88 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | Alvin | +3.01 | 89 | 64 |
| #4 | KarbonOG | +0.40 | 68 | 49 |
| #5 | Noah | +0.17 | 64 | 67 |





