








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1014 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,183 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3980 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3716 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2670 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3817 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $798,037 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K22G | 87% | 31 |
| #2 | gone till Jan 2 | 75% | 24 |
| #3 | PLx2 | 74% | 78 |
| #4 | pablo | 73% | 81 |
| #5 | TiCx | 73% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Storm | 62% | 113 |
| #12 | Last Shidbender | 61% | 44 |
| #13 | shike | 60% | 62 |
| #14 | Fanboyy | 57% | 23 |
| #15 | Uncle Dolan | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alvin | 8 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | shike | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Shwin Li | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Koi | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | pablo | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm | 529 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #2 | PLx2 | 321 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | shike | 308 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #4 | pablo | 174 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Noah | 163 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K22G | +5.17 | 95 | 67 |
| #2 | doobs | +4.28 | 89 | 49 |
| #3 | Alvin | +3.35 | 86 | 56 |
| #4 | PLx2 | +3.16 | 92 | 65 |
| #5 | pablo | +2.35 | 88 | 53 |





