








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 633 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




135 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2626 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1887 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2602 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2959 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,155,656 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Maradona ON | 43% | 125 |
| #13 | Noctis | 43% | 80 |
| #14 | Mr. Kilmister | 41% | 155 |
| #15 | caricannabis | 41% | 177 |
| #16 | Fabin.Laden | 41% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ET_bilu | 46 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | pudinzera | 33 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Leo Lanches | 20 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | W 7 | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Patrick de Paula | 8 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pudinzera | 1110 | 0.23 | 33 min |
| #2 | Leo Lanches | 781 | 0.10 | 23 min |
| #3 | ET_bilu | 746 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #4 | Mr. Kilmister | 569 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #5 | W 7 | 374 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ET_bilu | +1.79 | 53 | 63 |
| #2 | Beaglemetralha | +1.26 | 50 | 67 |
| #3 | Coruja | +1.21 | 54 | 70 |
| #4 | Noctis | +0.58 | 71 | 55 |
| #5 | Caio | +0.39 | 45 | 65 |





