








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 733 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 605 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5369 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4922 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6949 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6238 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,972,411 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CoHE | 48% | 66 |
| #2 | Panaroos | 47% | 265 |
| #3 | Nuori Hosuja | 47% | 384 |
| #4 | scarletprune263 | 46% | 271 |
| #5 | Teija Peijakas | 46% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | scarletprune263 | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Alvari | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Nuori Hosuja | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | CoHE | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scarletprune263 | 930 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #2 | Alvari | 913 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #3 | Panaroos | 815 | 0.14 | 26 min |
| #4 | Nuori Hosuja | 627 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #5 | Robin | 606 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Hosuja | +5.75 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | kelarotta | +1.71 | 80 | 53 |
| #3 | Teija Peijakas | -0.19 | 59 | 39 |
| #4 | CoHE | -0.44 | 47 | 41 |
| #5 | Alvari | -0.57 | 35 | 63 |





