








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 754 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 491 matches | ||
| Renown | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 160 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4082 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5233 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5498 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3437 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,315,798 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 838 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Hosuja | 45% | 427 |
| #2 | Anttich | 45% | 381 |
| #3 | scarletprune263 | 44% | 334 |
| #4 | Panaroos | 43% | 249 |
| #5 | Alvari | 42% | 412 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Anttich | 45% | 381 |
| #3 | scarletprune263 | 44% | 334 |
| #4 | Panaroos | 43% | 249 |
| #5 | Alvari | 42% | 412 |
| #6 | Teija Peijakas | 40% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anttich | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Alvari | 8 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | scarletprune263 | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Nuori Hosuja | 5 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Teija Peijakas | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scarletprune263 | 1099 | 0.16 | 30 min |
| #2 | Alvari | 1055 | 0.12 | 31 min |
| #3 | Panaroos | 781 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #4 | Nuori Hosuja | 702 | 0.08 | 18 min |
| #5 | Anttich | 474 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Hosuja | +5.75 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | Teija Peijakas | -0.51 | 56 | 41 |
| #3 | Alvari | -0.86 | 34 | 64 |
| #4 | scarletprune263 | -0.95 | 49 | 66 |
| #5 | Anttich | -1.59 | 51 | 63 |





