








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 766 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 456 matches | ||
| Renown | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4288 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4154 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6213 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4269 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,714,027 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Hosuja | 45% | 419 |
| #2 | scarletprune263 | 45% | 305 |
| #3 | Anttich | 44% | 335 |
| #4 | Teija Peijakas | 43% | 204 |
| #5 | Panaroos | 42% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | scarletprune263 | 45% | 305 |
| #3 | Anttich | 44% | 335 |
| #4 | Teija Peijakas | 43% | 204 |
| #5 | Panaroos | 42% | 201 |
| #6 | Robin | 42% | 412 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | 12 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | scarletprune263 | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Anttich | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Nuori Hosuja | 4 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Teija Peijakas | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scarletprune263 | 1038 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #2 | Nuori Hosuja | 691 | 0.08 | 18 min |
| #3 | Robin | 642 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #4 | Panaroos | 584 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #5 | Anttich | 443 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Hosuja | +5.25 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | Teija Peijakas | -0.72 | 58 | 41 |
| #3 | scarletprune263 | -0.74 | 52 | 66 |
| #4 | Alvari | -0.95 | 36 | 63 |
| #5 | Robin | -1.69 | 48 | 56 |





