








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Renown | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 164 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5431 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5100 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3367 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4281 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,093,137 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Hosuja | 47% | 346 |
| #2 | Anttich | 46% | 271 |
| #3 | Teija Peijakas | 45% | 112 |
| #4 | Alvari | 45% | 305 |
| #5 | Robin | 44% | 334 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Anttich | 46% | 271 |
| #3 | Teija Peijakas | 45% | 112 |
| #4 | Alvari | 45% | 305 |
| #5 | Robin | 44% | 334 |
| #6 | Panaroos | 44% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Alvari | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Anttich | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Panaroos | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | Teija Peijakas | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alvari | 769 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #2 | Nuori Hosuja | 535 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #3 | Robin | 516 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | Panaroos | 386 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #5 | Anttich | 324 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Hosuja | +5.50 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | Alvari | -0.87 | 37 | 63 |
| #3 | scarletprune263 | -0.95 | 49 | 65 |
| #4 | Teija Peijakas | -1.08 | 57 | 39 |
| #5 | Anttich | -1.54 | 54 | 62 |





