








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1597 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 527 matches | ||
| Renown | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,562 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4115 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6443 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3056 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5948 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,236,016 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 661 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Panaroos | 48% | 227 |
| #2 | scarletprune263 | 47% | 346 |
| #3 | Anttich | 47% | 384 |
| #4 | Robin | 45% | 427 |
| #5 | Alvari | 45% | 419 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | scarletprune263 | 47% | 346 |
| #3 | Anttich | 47% | 384 |
| #4 | Robin | 45% | 427 |
| #5 | Alvari | 45% | 419 |
| #6 | Teija Peijakas | 43% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | 12 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | scarletprune263 | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Alvari | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Anttich | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Panaroos | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scarletprune263 | 1199 | 0.16 | 32 min |
| #2 | Alvari | 1107 | 0.12 | 30 min |
| #3 | Panaroos | 714 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #4 | Robin | 691 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #5 | Anttich | 478 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Hosuja | +5.51 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | Alvari | -1.11 | 36 | 64 |
| #3 | scarletprune263 | -1.17 | 48 | 66 |
| #4 | Teija Peijakas | -1.43 | 57 | 43 |
| #5 | Robin | -1.99 | 46 | 57 |





