








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 69 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,542 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 897 | 58% |
| Smokes | 255 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 72 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 318 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $9,225 of utility $3 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | up | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | T-Diddy | 46% | 69 |
| #3 | Aimless | 41% | 37 |
| #4 | Drizzle | 38% | 82 |
| #5 | Roundsz30 | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Drizzle | 38% | 82 |
| #5 | Roundsz30 | 35% | 23 |
| #6 | Charles Higgelmorf | 33% | 24 |
| #7 | Baby Thrower | 32% | 74 |
| #8 | jakobfrancis94 | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T-Diddy | 17 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Drizzle | 12 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | jakobfrancis94 | 10 | 0.0338 |
| #4 | Baby Thrower | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Roundsz30 | 3 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drizzle | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #2 | T-Diddy | 36 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | jakobfrancis94 | 23 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | up | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Charles Higgelmorf | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | up | +7.75 | 61 | 36 |
| #2 | T-Diddy | +3.93 | 43 | 25 |
| #3 | jakobfrancis94 | +1.59 | 78 | 43 |
| #4 | Aimless | -0.84 | 24 | 24 |
| #5 | Breadophile | -1.02 | 36 | 30 |





