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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 813 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 165 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2588 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3303 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3638 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2613 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,457,858 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHAFT DOCTOR | 59% | 61 |
| #2 | BubKay | 52% | 46 |
| #3 | Castorice | 52% | 92 |
| #4 | Frog | 52% | 140 |
| #5 | benpai | 52% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | benpai | 52% | 163 |
| #6 | ZaDrAx | 50% | 56 |
| #7 | Steep | 45% | 137 |
| #8 | MAD ZOMBI KILLA | 44% | 63 |
| #9 | CAT (war) | 39% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benpai | 33 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | Steep | 11 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | SHAFT DOCTOR | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Frog | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | CAT (war) | 5 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAD ZOMBI KILLA | 484 | 0.40 | 14 min |
| #2 | Steep | 364 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Castorice | 230 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | benpai | 192 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | SHAFT DOCTOR | 185 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Castorice | +3.25 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | benpai | +2.93 | 89 | 48 |
| #3 | SHAFT DOCTOR | +2.86 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | Steep | +2.10 | 78 | 57 |
| #5 | CAT (war) | +1.22 | 82 | 31 |





