








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 437 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




134 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5184 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5543 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5308 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6627 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,970,881 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 490 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frog | 58% | 85 |
| #2 | SHAFT DOCTOR | 56% | 57 |
| #3 | Similarity | 54% | 79 |
| #4 | ThatPattyGuy | 52% | 163 |
| #5 | Steep | 45% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frog | 58% | 85 |
| #2 | SHAFT DOCTOR | 56% | 57 |
| #3 | Similarity | 54% | 79 |
| #4 | ThatPattyGuy | 52% | 163 |
| #5 | Steep | 45% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThatPattyGuy | 30 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | Steep | 24 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | SHAFT DOCTOR | 9 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Frog | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Similarity | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steep | 515 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | ThatPattyGuy | 131 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | SHAFT DOCTOR | 124 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Similarity | 72 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Frog | 38 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benpai | +2.60 | 87 | 52 |
| #2 | Similarity | +1.85 | 86 | 51 |
| #3 | SHAFT DOCTOR | +1.75 | 74 | 49 |
| #4 | Steep | +0.93 | 75 | 51 |
| #5 | ThatPattyGuy | +0.37 | 74 | 26 |





