








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 789 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2503 | 22% |
| Smokes | 806 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 4295 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 3632 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,454,125 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AussieBlive | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | 56% | 285 |
| #3 | truck | 56% | 75 |
| #4 | Bladesway | 56% | 54 |
| #5 | railway | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | 56% | 285 |
| #3 | truck | 56% | 75 |
| #4 | Bladesway | 56% | 54 |
| #5 | railway | 52% | 29 |
| #6 | Asura | 49% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | 15 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Asura | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | truck | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Bladesway | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | AussieBlive | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | 800 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Asura | 155 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Bladesway | 128 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | AussieBlive | 70 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | truck | 51 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AussieBlive | +3.11 | 57 | 65 |
| #2 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | +2.86 | 54 | 56 |
| #3 | JamesBond | +0.58 | 62 | 52 |
| #4 | truck | -0.02 | 28 | 46 |
| #5 | railway | -1.35 | 24 | 46 |





