








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5886 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3056 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 5173 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5268 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,927,922 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 455 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2Goldfish | 54% | 57 |
| #2 | Vlad | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | truck | 51% | 136 |
| #4 | JamesBond | 49% | 75 |
| #5 | AussieBlive | 49% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | 16 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | AussieBlive | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | truck | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | cyanide <= bang | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Bladesway | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | 725 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | 2Goldfish | 380 | 0.34 | 9 min |
| #3 | AussieBlive | 356 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | zXISEEYOUBROXz | 164 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pre§§ | 161 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zXISEEYOUBROXz | +4.74 | 76 | 53 |
| #2 | Vlad | +3.52 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | +2.89 | 48 | 55 |
| #4 | 2Goldfish | +2.86 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | Pre§§ | +2.64 | 61 | 68 |





