








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 567 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2277 | 13% |
| Smokes | 5240 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6076 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4141 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,244,224 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2Goldfish | 61% | 119 |
| #2 | AussieBlive | 58% | 106 |
| #3 | psyman | 58% | 64 |
| #4 | S0yBean SaVIOr! | 57% | 68 |
| #5 | JamesBond | 56% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2Goldfish | 753 | 0.32 | 18 min |
| #2 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | 724 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | AussieBlive | 356 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Asura | 273 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Bladesway | 256 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zXISEEYOUBROXz | +5.31 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | Vlad | +3.48 | 73 | 60 |
| #3 | Locke | +3.45 | 57 | 67 |
| #4 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | +3.25 | 54 | 55 |
| #5 | 2Goldfish | +3.16 | 56 | 60 |





