








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1673 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 147 matches | ||
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10985 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10617 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6572 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6093 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 7108 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,342,770 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1671 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2Goldfish | 68% | 63 |
| #2 | Chop1ner nz | 65% | 69 |
| #3 | Luna.Lovegood | 61% | 54 |
| #4 | zXISEEYOUBROXz | 60% | 67 |
| #5 | AussieBlive | 57% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Asura | 48% | 271 |
| #12 | S0yBean SaVIOr! | 44% | 59 |
| #13 | Papa LaB™ | 43% | 69 |
| #14 | Mumma Kelz | 43% | 67 |
| #15 | Black Diamond | 38% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | truck | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | zXISEEYOUBROXz | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Bladesway | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Asura | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | AussieBlive | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asura | 573 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | 2Goldfish | 402 | 0.33 | 10 min |
| #3 | Luna.Lovegood | 333 | 0.32 | 8 min |
| #4 | AussieBlive | 278 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | truck | 245 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zXISEEYOUBROXz | +4.30 | 78 | 54 |
| #2 | 2Goldfish | +3.41 | 58 | 61 |
| #3 | ✪ AwesomeMasterShooter ✪ | +2.56 | 52 | 55 |
| #4 | AussieBlive | +2.29 | 53 | 63 |
| #5 | Chop1ner nz | +1.91 | 56 | 48 |





